asshole dogs and hospital visits
Ok, I know I give people shit about not updating and now it's been what almost two weeks since I did.
So, yesterday was the most crazy day I've had in a while. First of all, Monday night my dog got away from me and took off. Well, I was tired so I said "to hell with you dog" and went to bed. So, yesterday morning mom pulls up to pick me up for work. Well, Fuck knob the dog sees us and decides to chase us downtown. Well, we get to the store and guess what...he refuses to come in. So, mom and I decide to have him follow us back to the house, so he's not bothering businesses and crap. Well, he did just that, chased us back to the house, but again refused to go in or come to either of us. So, back in the car we go...and the little asshole chases our car (I kid you not) for an hour. And this dog can fly. Only about 1/4 of the size of a normal dog...but about twice the size of Beeth's babies. I swear he ran no less than 10 mph. We drove at least 4 miles, by the time we decided to head out onto ff, he was starting to drag a bit. We made it to the house just before Hofmeister's and the turn to go toward Tabor when he started to kind of walk. So we turned around and of course he just stood there until one of us moved toward him then he'd run a further away. Finally, he was so dead as tired that he laid down and I was able to walk up to him and he rolled almost completely to his back as if he were admitting defeat. Now, can anyone tell me how you are supposed to exercise a dog who's idea of fun is to chase your car at 10mph for an hour...other than actually tying him to the back of my vehicle?
So, this was only the start of my crazy day. The craziness just went on and on all day. But it finally peaked when Tammi decided to make dinner. Well, she had to slice the onions and stuff for it, so decided to use my brand new never been used Pampered Chef slicer dealioh, well, since she ended up finding a place to keep the nifty tool and decided to put it away and didn't put all the parts in the same spot, she didn't realize that there was a little safety tool thingy to help hold on to the food that you are slicing. Needless to say, we had to make a run to the ER for her. She basically sliced off the whole outside of her right thumb with the thing (she was making nice thick slices by the way) and the chunk she left behind included a small piece of nail. If she were to show it to you at the right angle it would look like she's missing just the whole top half of that side of her thumb. YUCK. But I got to drive :) Anyway...before we left the house, the kids were freaking out, because the blood just wouldn't stop pouring out...and Darrin starts bawling..."YOUR GONNA BLEED TO DEATH, I'm gonna drive to the hospital, come on mom" and I was like "Waaaiiit a minute, I think I'll be driving her there." he responds "WHAT IF YOU HAVE A SEIZURE!??!" at this point I had to stop and laugh, becuase what are the chances that at the exact moment of having to take her to the hospital that I would have a seizure...we decided to take our chances and have me drive, as darrin was sooo hysterical and I was very calm...that and he's only 14. It would have been an entirely different story had I not been home. It was a crazy day.
Oh, and before I finish this post I was told that I need to clear some things up.
Yes, I am taking Lamictal...however, Jeny, and I don't know why this was your assumption, but no, I am not bipolar. Lamictal was what my Dr. decided would be the best meds for my situation. I was confused as to why you just assumed I was bipolar, since I don't really ever even have mood swings let alone extreme highs and lows. And, please, instead of asking someone else what's going on, don't be afraid to ask me personally. I'm not ashamed by it and have no problem explaining it all.
So, yesterday was the most crazy day I've had in a while. First of all, Monday night my dog got away from me and took off. Well, I was tired so I said "to hell with you dog" and went to bed. So, yesterday morning mom pulls up to pick me up for work. Well, Fuck knob the dog sees us and decides to chase us downtown. Well, we get to the store and guess what...he refuses to come in. So, mom and I decide to have him follow us back to the house, so he's not bothering businesses and crap. Well, he did just that, chased us back to the house, but again refused to go in or come to either of us. So, back in the car we go...and the little asshole chases our car (I kid you not) for an hour. And this dog can fly. Only about 1/4 of the size of a normal dog...but about twice the size of Beeth's babies. I swear he ran no less than 10 mph. We drove at least 4 miles, by the time we decided to head out onto ff, he was starting to drag a bit. We made it to the house just before Hofmeister's and the turn to go toward Tabor when he started to kind of walk. So we turned around and of course he just stood there until one of us moved toward him then he'd run a further away. Finally, he was so dead as tired that he laid down and I was able to walk up to him and he rolled almost completely to his back as if he were admitting defeat. Now, can anyone tell me how you are supposed to exercise a dog who's idea of fun is to chase your car at 10mph for an hour...other than actually tying him to the back of my vehicle?
So, this was only the start of my crazy day. The craziness just went on and on all day. But it finally peaked when Tammi decided to make dinner. Well, she had to slice the onions and stuff for it, so decided to use my brand new never been used Pampered Chef slicer dealioh, well, since she ended up finding a place to keep the nifty tool and decided to put it away and didn't put all the parts in the same spot, she didn't realize that there was a little safety tool thingy to help hold on to the food that you are slicing. Needless to say, we had to make a run to the ER for her. She basically sliced off the whole outside of her right thumb with the thing (she was making nice thick slices by the way) and the chunk she left behind included a small piece of nail. If she were to show it to you at the right angle it would look like she's missing just the whole top half of that side of her thumb. YUCK. But I got to drive :) Anyway...before we left the house, the kids were freaking out, because the blood just wouldn't stop pouring out...and Darrin starts bawling..."YOUR GONNA BLEED TO DEATH, I'm gonna drive to the hospital, come on mom" and I was like "Waaaiiit a minute, I think I'll be driving her there." he responds "WHAT IF YOU HAVE A SEIZURE!??!" at this point I had to stop and laugh, becuase what are the chances that at the exact moment of having to take her to the hospital that I would have a seizure...we decided to take our chances and have me drive, as darrin was sooo hysterical and I was very calm...that and he's only 14. It would have been an entirely different story had I not been home. It was a crazy day.
Oh, and before I finish this post I was told that I need to clear some things up.
Yes, I am taking Lamictal...however, Jeny, and I don't know why this was your assumption, but no, I am not bipolar. Lamictal was what my Dr. decided would be the best meds for my situation. I was confused as to why you just assumed I was bipolar, since I don't really ever even have mood swings let alone extreme highs and lows. And, please, instead of asking someone else what's going on, don't be afraid to ask me personally. I'm not ashamed by it and have no problem explaining it all.
posted by Cass at 5:35 PM
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No Cass, don't think you're bipolar. If your mood gets anymore stable you'll be dead!
Cass, I looked up that drug and the uses for it were for BiPolar and for Epillepsy. So, you might have just gone to the part of the site for BiPolar instead of Epillepsy.
Just a thought...
Oh, and that little dog of yours is insane!! I would have just let him run his ass around town. If he's gonna be a bastard and not come when you want him, then let him roam around.
How the F did Tammi manage to slice her finger off? Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong pampered chef thing.... Doesn't she work at Subway all day slicing and dicing things?
I knew that it was for both...I was just clarifying for Jeny or anyone else who may have been confused if they looked up the drug...and the f*ing dog had been loose running around all night the night before. And yes she does slice all day long, however, she doesn't use one of these babies..
Yuck! I probably would have fainted if I saw that much blood! And that dog would of pissed me off big time!
Can't wait for this weekend.. should be a fun time!
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