I hate Crickets
I don't really have much to say...but I thought I'd let you all in on my love for crickets. Well, in case you didn't understand it from my title. There is absolutely NO love in my heart for the little chirping bastards. There is a cricket in the back room of the store, and he has been there for almost a month I think (unless he died and a new one showed up but what are the chances). This stupid jerk just chirps and chirps and chirps...and as soon as it seems like I may be close to where he is, he stops...and I'm lost. ARGHHHHHH! All I can say is that if he hangs around much longer, it will come down to me attacking any little sound with a bat. I'm just gonna go insane. Mother F$#*ing little piece of shit cricket. And yes, that is how I feel. Taunting little jerks.
posted by Cass at 2:57 PM
8 Comments:
I'm sorry.
Cass I hope you get that damn thing! I get annoyed by them too! But come to think of it, I haven't really heard any this year. Good luck!
Crickets are soooooo annoying!!!! Get rid of that sucka
I love crickets! Not the bugs themselves, but the noise they make. So, I'll go hang out in the back of your store when I get there. I miss the sound of crickets!!
BTW, I had 2 things shipped to your store. One of them will require your signature. I might even beat them there, but in case I don't, just know they're coming! Thanks for letting me ship there!
Also, in your profile pic it looks like Cole is sticking his arms out in an effort to look extra tough!
I don't mind crickets on a nice evening when I have my windows open....but when the come in the store and chirp all damn day...they tend to irritate the crap out me....
and it's all fine and dandy...I'll keep my eye out for the stuff....
and yes he does look like that's what he's trying to do
Okay, yeah, my one box is most definitely going to beat me there. It shipped out of IL today, so it should be there tomorrow or Thursday I'd imagine, it's the one that requires an adult signature. God, do I look like an alcholic or what?
no, you just look like someone who knows what they want....to drink
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